Happy Anniversary Queen Elizabeth I Hope You Have Porn

I am a little depressed this morning. I forgot to send an anniversary card to the Queen of England. So with an apology attached I just want to say Happy 60th Anniversary Liz! I’m sure only her closest friends call her Liz and since I did just say happy anniversary I’m thinkin’ that makes us buds.   I didnt get her anything though. I usually get people porn on special days but then again I think porn is perfect for any occasion. I was thinkin it would have been about the perfect present for an older lady who lives in a castle and basically doesn’t want for anything. I bet she already has a huge collection of porn though, has to… cant be talkin about hats and holding court all day without goin nuts. So I’m betting she goes in a back room ‘The Queen’s Room’, takes a couple of shots, watches porn while rubbing one off  and then is good for a few more hours.

*I would now like to apologize to anyone who got a visual of Queen Elizabeth sitting in her all over watching porn*